Saturday, May 4, 2013

Instructions

How to pass through life unnoticed:

It's trickier than you might think. The trick is to be average at everything. Don't excel at anything and don't be a trouble maker. In both extremes you will find yourself receiving attention, whether positive or negative. Don't look depressed or overexcited, simply have a pleasant face. You must remain neutral at all times. Don't feel anything, or at least, don't let them know that you do.


How to fall in love with a stranger:

Easy. Pick someone you find attractive and create a world inside of your mind in which the two of you belong together.


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